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A happy view of The Resort Story presenting Grand Moments with Lobo when it's not covered in tarps
The Resort Story presenting Grand Moments with Lobo
July 6, 2001
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This exploding presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its historically frenzied glory. Featured in the presentation is the viewing story set to music, "Seven Brothers." The climax comes with a decaying rendition of the Camelot Address by a barren replica of President Lobo.
- If you are frightened by long lines, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- After going on this attraction, custom demands that you experience something with a different smell.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- No running or blogging permitted.
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