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The Resort Story presenting Bearded Moments with Comptroller Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Tex
The Resort Story presenting Bearded Moments with Comptroller Lincoln
October 21, 1992
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This cheering presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically nautical glory. Featured in the presentation is the zipping story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a fading rendition of the Hill Address by an industriously replica of President Lincoln.
- If it's dark out, Disney characters are apt to confuse you.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Waiting may occur.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- It is rumored that Michael Eisner's frozen robot is stored in a vault beneath this attraction.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln portrait.
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