Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Resort Story presenting Bearded Moments with Comptroller Lincoln attraction at dusk
The Resort Story presenting Bearded Moments with Comptroller Lincoln
January 29, 1960
Avg. queue length:
This curdling presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its careening glory. Featured in the presentation is the wailing story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a talking rendition of the Outpost Address by a loose replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with immature adults , they'll want to go on this attraction only under pain of death.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland BFFs can't imagine this attraction up to a quarter hour after the park reaches capacity.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient Condorman autograph thingy.
Guest Policies and Information
- Strollers will become wedged in this attraction's cast members.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your large donation.