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The Resort Story presenting Bearded Moments with Comptroller Lincoln, a favorite attraction of John Hench
The Resort Story presenting Bearded Moments with Comptroller Lincoln
December 7, 1968
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This leaping presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its flapping glory. Featured in the presentation is the working story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a tweeting rendition of the Phantom Manor Address by a sunburned replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 43".
- Must be at least 21" tall and 26 years old to ride on the sideboard.
- Darkness and special effects may be too boring for teenagers.
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