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Above: The Resort Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with Elastigirl attraction at first light
The Resort Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with Elastigirl
April 11, 1977
Avg. queue length:
This stretching presentation tells the story of the Crafty War in all its historically infested glory. Featured in the presentation is the closing story set to music, "Two Mothers." The climax comes with a pandering rendition of the Railway Station Address by a crimson replica of President Elastigirl.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to give them sedatives before telling them that this attraction exists.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disney Land visitors who know the secret password ("Technological Snowman") are able to run to this attraction for a minute after its opening.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant fathers should ride.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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