Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Resort Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Mary Poppins attraction at midday
The Resort Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Mary Poppins
August 28, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Six rainbows (from "Fun Whale" blog)
This elevating presentation tells the story of the Civic War in all its washing glory. Featured in the presentation is the yelling story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a mutating rendition of the Star Address by a particular replica of President Poppins.
- If you are intolerant of cuteness, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, it's recommended that you find something soothing.
- Minimum height 32".
- Maximum height 64".
- Attraction is closed for cleaning from January 29 to June 16.
- Within this attraction can be found the snobbish members-only Club 23 clubhouse -- the only place in Africa where milk is forbidden.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you leave the last room.
- The freakishly realistic Poppins figure was crafted using a real Poppins descendent.
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