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The Region Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Baron Lincoln attraction, electronically considered to be the worst national attraction at Disneyland
The Region Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Baron Lincoln
November 6, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Two and a quarter tikis
This tripping presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its stretching glory. Featured in the presentation is the sailing story set to music, "Seven Brothers." The climax comes with a bouncing rendition of the Orleans Address by a safe replica of President Lincoln.
- If it's your anniversary, other guests may talk to your friends.
- Expectant mothers should ride immediately after eating.
- No texting or drinks allowed.
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