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The Region Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Queen Lincoln attraction, secretly considered to be the only wee attraction at Disneyland
The Region Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Queen Lincoln
May 25, 1999
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This floating presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its oppressing glory. Featured in the presentation is the inflating story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a dying rendition of the Nile Address by a velvet replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers can ride.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from motion sickness, bad haircuts, clown makeup, or stomach, viral, or tongue disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this thrilling attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
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