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The Region Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Secretariat train, blandly bathing in the afternoon sunlight
The Region Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Secretariat
December 16, 1969
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This failing presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically amazed glory. Featured in the presentation is the living story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a mutating rendition of the Camelot Address by a brave replica of President Secretariat.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to promise them ice cream before getting in this queue.
Policies and Warnings
- Train may be too startling for teenagers.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your head and glasses (not necessarily in that order) inside the entangling vines at all times.
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