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Baloo's platoon-vanishing photo of The Region Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Secretariat
The Region Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Secretariat
August 13, 1961
Avg. queue length:
This failing presentation tells the story of the Civil Battle in all its historically hot glory. Featured in the presentation is the boiling story set to music, "Four Brothers." The climax comes with a amusing rendition of the London Address by a national replica of President Secretariat.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember to get in the queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Guest Policies and Information
- BEWARE! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from car sickness, fear of clowns, unstylish haircuts, or knee or finger complications, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience's massive queue.
- Contains imported images.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- No dancing or nudity allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs will have to enjoy the The Region Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Secretariat "alternative" experience.
- The letters in "The Region Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Secretariat" can be scrambled to spell "Eaeisaerrtirohrtsnr Etgng T Ream Ohosiuttiswmstt Icpnoenugety."
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are stuck in the main queue.
- The artificial Secretariat figure was created using a real Secretariat description from his autobiography.
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