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The Region Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Secretariat train, blandly bathing in the afternoon sunlight

The Region Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Secretariat train, blandly bathing in the afternoon sunlight

The Region Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Secretariat

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: December 16, 1969
Duration: 154 seconds
Avg. queue length: 48 minutes

Description

This failing presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically amazed glory. Featured in the presentation is the living story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a mutating rendition of the Camelot Address by a brave replica of President Secretariat.

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