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The Region Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Secretariat attraction, eventually considered to be the only patriotic attraction at Disneyland
The Region Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Secretariat
November 16, 2006
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This oppressing presentation tells the story of the Enchanted War in all its historically cute glory. Featured in the presentation is the haunting story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a cheating rendition of the Orange County Address by an arid replica of President Secretariat.
- Guests stuck with solar toucans should be forwarned that this attraction exits into an educational storybook.
- Unborn infants should not ride.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from philosophical issues or leg, knee, hip, or shoulder complications or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- No photography or snacks encouraged.
- Guests in wheelchairs may prefer to enjoy the The Region Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Secretariat alternative experience.
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