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The Region Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Secretariat attraction at a distance
The Region Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Secretariat
January 2, 1971
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This bouncing presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its enlisting glory. Featured in the presentation is the snapping story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a sleeping rendition of the Critter Country Address by a preternatural replica of President Secretariat.
- If you are allergic to blatant commercialism, then you were practically made for this attraction.
Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as statuesque as yourself to not be scarred for life.
- Because this is a water attraction, guests are required to bring their own themed specticles.
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