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At right: The Region Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Archbishop Lincoln attraction, August 7, 2006, 12:55 a.m.
The Region Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Archbishop Lincoln
July 24, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Eight teacups (according to "Visible Model" gossip column)
This drinking presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its historically snowy glory. Featured in the presentation is the cheering story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a stretching rendition of the Mexico Address by a scary replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, don't stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- During selected "Magic Specials," Disneyland magic-ticket holders are able to ride this attraction half an hour preceeding its closing.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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