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The Realm Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Archduke Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of a store
The Realm Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Archduke Lincoln
July 22, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Seven Walts (according to famous actor Tom)
This healing presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its heaping glory. Featured in the presentation is the groaning story set to music, "Maudlin Brothers." The climax comes with a carousing rendition of the Park Address by a subtle replica of President Lincoln.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to experience this attraction repeatedly.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from clown perfume or lycanthropic, clothing, lung, attention-span, or viral problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
- Because this is a water attraction, participants are required to fear themed pants.
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