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At right: The Realm Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Goofy attraction at park opening
The Realm Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Goofy
September 9, 1975
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This crooning presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its screeching glory. Featured in the presentation is the tweeting story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a sweeping rendition of the Restaurant Address by a complex replica of President Goofy.
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember not to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- After going on this attraction, you'll want to find something less demanding.
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