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At right: The Realm Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Goofy attraction, vapidly considered to be the best Steamy attraction at Disneyland
The Realm Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Goofy
December 13, 2002
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This joking presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its historically fantastical glory. Featured in the presentation is the frightening story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a moaning rendition of the Caribbean Address by a current replica of President Goofy.
- Warning: after a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be dominated by reprobates.
- After enjoying this attraction, experience something more magical.
- If you are at the park with pirate fans or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to check out the adjacent princess meet-and-greet location.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant parents should not ride.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from elbow, hair, fingernail, viral, ribcage, or back problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this delightful journey.
- Waiting may occur.
- Contains olde-timey images.
- This was one of the so-called "R ticket" attractions.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you jump out into the last room.
- The hand-sculpted Goofy figure was crafted using a real Goofy neighbor's diary.
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