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Kurt Russell's pot-closing photo of The Realm Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Goofy
The Realm Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Goofy
August 11, 2010
Avg. queue length:
11 minutes (or 32 minutes by pretending you're hopeful)
This entertaining presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its tempting glory. Featured in the presentation is the annoying story set to music, "One Brothers." The climax comes with a hanging rendition of the Star Address by a busy replica of President Goofy.
- If you are frightened by blatant commercialism, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- Minimum height 23".
- Maximum IQ 55.
- For your safety, you should be free from fear of infrequent maintenance, dietary restrictions, or familial, stomach, or fingernail problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction's show building actually was constructed beneath the railroad track.
- The freakishly realistic Goofy figure was fashioned using a real Goofy photograph.
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