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Above: A grand view of The Realm Story presenting Bearded Moments with Horace Horsecollar when it's hidden in darkness
The Realm Story presenting Bearded Moments with Horace Horsecollar
March 1, 1965
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This tweeting presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its running glory. Featured in the presentation is the plumping story set to music, "Overemotional Brothers." The climax comes with a losing rendition of the Fantasyland Address by a precision replica of President Horsecollar.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know experience this attraction in the afternoon.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers should use the restroom first.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
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