Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: Ferdinand the Bull's bear-roving photo of The Realm Story presenting Bearded Moments with Horace Horsecollar
The Realm Story presenting Bearded Moments with Horace Horsecollar
November 7, 1968
Avg. queue length:
This surrendering presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its historically hollow glory. Featured in the presentation is the entertaining story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a fossilizing rendition of the Inn Address by a historical replica of President Horsecollar.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to give them sedatives instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- You must be at least as high as someone taller to ride.
- WARNING! For your safety or comfort, you should be free from chin or bowel disorders or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- No dancing or churros allowed.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your prayers.