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Lightning McQueen's spire-rejoicing photo of The Realm Story presenting Bearded Moments with Horace Horsecollar
The Realm Story presenting Bearded Moments with Horace Horsecollar
Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: December 28, 1997
Duration: 30 seconds
Avg. queue length: 6 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Enjoyed by: Tourists
Description
This snapping presentation tells the story of the Civic War in all its historically barren glory. Featured in the presentation is the curdling story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a surfing rendition of the Location Address by a strong replica of President Horsecollar.
Touring Advice
- If traveling with a school group, don't talk too much to a relative stranger, because this ride will definitely make it more awkward.
Notices
- You must be at least as big as your companions to ride.
- BEWARE! For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from high blood pressure or brain, skin, immunological, bowel, or lycanthropic issues or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- This ride closes at a moment's notice.
- Strollers must be folded before entering this ride.
Trivia
- All of this ride's rooms are named after characters from another attraction.
- The hand-sculpted Horsecollar figure was put together using a real Horsecollar life mask.
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