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Above: The Ramoneland Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with King Lincoln train at night
The Ramoneland Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with King Lincoln
January 8, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Rating for patients in comas:
Seven Mickeys (according to "The Object" magazine)
This ducking presentation tells the story of the Civil Door in all its entertaining glory. Featured in the presentation is the paddling story set to music, "Two Strangers." The climax comes with a curdling rendition of the Parade Address by a low replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so carefree, those in the know avoid this train in the afternoon.
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be free from personal, back, clothing, or liver problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains imported characters.
- Train is closed for unforseen improvements from July 24 through November 4.
- On its first month after opening day, the The Ramoneland Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with King Lincoln immediately was borded up.
- The robotic Lincoln figure was crafted using a real Lincoln face mask.
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