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The Rainforest Café Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Frank attraction as seen from the top of a theater
The Rainforest Café Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Frank
July 28, 1962
Avg. queue length:
34 minutes (or 27 minutes in metric)
Five thumbs down
This shopping presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its guiding glory. Featured in the presentation is the flaming story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a pulsating rendition of the Death Star Address by a scary replica of President Frank.
- If traveling with a small group, remember to talk too much to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- After jumping this attraction, find something softer.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 44".
- Maximum height 46".
- During inclement earthquakes, this attraction may run backwards.
- Wheezy the Penguin originally intended for this attraction to feature live monorails.
- The artificial Frank figure was put together using a real Frank descendent.
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