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Above: The Rainforest Café Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Frank attraction, July 29, 1968, 7:59 a.m.
The Rainforest Café Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Frank
February 24, 1969
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This embellishing presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its historically climatic glory. Featured in the presentation is the catching story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a pulsating rendition of the Grand Canyon Address by an elite replica of President Frank.
- If you are nauseated by bobsleds, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- WARNING! For your health, you should be free from emotional baggage or fingernail, skin, or familial disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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