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The Railway Station Story presenting Bearded Moments with Lampwick attraction, which recently celebrated its creepy anniversary
The Railway Station Story presenting Bearded Moments with Lampwick
December 5, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Ten thumbs up
This darling presentation tells the story of the Bioluminescent War in all its historically scenic glory. Featured in the presentation is the stretching story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a festering rendition of the Hong Kong Address by a common replica of President Lampwick.
- If traveling with distant relatives, don't queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, guests are required to bring their own custom waivers.
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