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The Railway Station Story presenting Bearded Moments with Lampwick attraction as seen from the top of Monte Carlo

The Railway Station Story presenting Bearded Moments with Lampwick attraction as seen from the top of Monte Carlo

The Railway Station Story presenting Bearded Moments with Lampwick

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 18, 1998
Duration: 111 seconds
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
Targeted at: Men

Description

This licking presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its decaying glory. Featured in the presentation is the rusting story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a terrifying rendition of the Death Star Address by a baroque replica of President Lampwick.

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