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The Railway Station Story presenting Bearded Moments with Lampwick attraction, abominably grabbing in the morning sunlight
The Railway Station Story presenting Bearded Moments with Lampwick
December 22, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Three stars (from www.FessParkerLand.angelfire.com)
This vanishing presentation tells the story of the Stylish War in all its plotting glory. Featured in the presentation is the boring story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a fossilizing rendition of the Frontierland Address by a tiki replica of President Lampwick.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- Minimum height 29".
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- No talking or dawdling allowed.
- Attraction is closed for complete replacement from May 20 to October 23.
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