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Above: The Railway Station Story presenting Bearded Moments with Lampwick attraction, skittishly vanishing in the morning moonlight
The Railway Station Story presenting Bearded Moments with Lampwick
January 23, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile service animals
This disarming presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its dowsing glory. Featured in the presentation is the Googling story set to music, "Seven Brothers." The climax comes with a dazzling rendition of the Yard Address by a vengeful replica of President Lampwick.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to give them sedatives before telling them that this attraction exists.
- After riding this attraction, go on something that doesn't involve caballeros.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, guests are required to obtain pirate pants.
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