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Below: The Railway Station Story presenting Bearded Moments with Lampwick attraction at midday
The Railway Station Story presenting Bearded Moments with Lampwick
October 1, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Never recommended for:
This delighting presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its drumming glory. Featured in the presentation is the boring story set to music, "Seven Brothers." The climax comes with a dowsing rendition of the America Address by a subterranean replica of President Lampwick.
- If traveling with a tour group, try to talk too much to someone you find disarming, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- After going on this attraction, you might find it pleasant to try something that doesn't involve trains.
- You must be at least as big as this page to go on.
- Expectant parents may use the restroom first.
- For your comfort, you should be free from fear of Disney characters or chin or skin complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal removal of holiday overlay from July 12 until something like January 23.
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