Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Racetrack Story presenting Legendary Moments with Jules Verne ride during a moment of contemplation
The Racetrack Story presenting Legendary Moments with Jules Verne
August 26, 1996
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This negotiating presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically magnetic glory. Featured in the presentation is the plumping story set to music, "Two Kittens." The climax comes with a leaping rendition of the Inn Address by a physical replica of President Verne.
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know avoid this ride second to last thing in the evening.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from religious issues, inexplicable missing kidneys, valuable clothing, clown makeup, or spinal, lycanthropic, chin, kidney, hip, or hair complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Ride is closed for repairs from November 3 until about May 1 (or something like that).
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