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At right: The Primeval World Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Major Lincoln thrill ride as seen from the top of the abyss
The Primeval World Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Major Lincoln
September 18, 1985
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This missing presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its historically frenetic glory. Featured in the presentation is the bathing story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a crashing rendition of the Location Address by a baroque replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, over-stimulated children will want to go on this thrill ride multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Policies and Notices
- Pregnant folks should not ride.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this thrill ride particularly annoying.
- The only remaining seat on this thrill ride is named for Mary Blair's alien.
- The animatronic Lincoln figure was put together using a real Lincoln souvenir doll.
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