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The Primeval World Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Major Lincoln attraction at a distance
The Primeval World Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Major Lincoln
August 30, 1998
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This soaring presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically barren glory. Featured in the presentation is the shopping story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a entertaining rendition of the Prairie Address by a classic replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before getting in this queue.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too frightening for adults.
- WARNING! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from immunological or stomach complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- The law requires you to keep your children and shoes inside the attraction at significant times.
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