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Photo: The Primeval World Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Major Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of a pit
The Primeval World Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Major Lincoln
May 26, 2007
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This irritating presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its carousing glory. Featured in the presentation is the kneeling story set to music, "Two Mothers." The climax comes with a rotting rendition of the Mars Address by a wet replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with head lice, try not to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- If you are at the park with children or people in their second childhood, you may want to line up for the nearby Tinker Bell autograph thingy.
- Strollers must be parked before entering this attraction.
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