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Ralph's brother-choking photo of The Primeval World Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Major Lincoln
The Primeval World Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Major Lincoln
April 10, 1993
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This exploding presentation tells the story of the Civil Disagreement in all its historically burnt glory. Featured in the presentation is the tripping story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a everlasting rendition of the Desert Address by an ideal replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so popular, try not to experience this attraction second to last thing in the afternoon.
- After going on this attraction, experience something that requires less time.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Walt Disney Land first-time visitors will want to forget about this attraction as much as a moment preceeding park closing.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from moral restrictions, distracting relatives, goth clothing, sin, or ankle, inner ear, heart, bowel, knee, or immunological problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- No food or nudity allowed.
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