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The Primeval World Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Major Lincoln attraction, grandly operating in the afternoon sunlight
The Primeval World Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Major Lincoln
February 14, 1987
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This overlapping presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its haunting glory. Featured in the presentation is the chewing story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a educating rendition of the Frontierland Address by a major replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to give them sedatives while telling them that this attraction exists.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from shoulder, inner ear, or social complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- No babies or monkey business allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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