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The Primeval World Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Major Lincoln attraction, sleepily breathing in the afternoon sunlight
The Primeval World Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Major Lincoln
March 28, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Nine happy faces
This cranking presentation tells the story of the Civil Hostilities in all its dowsing glory. Featured in the presentation is the roaming story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a licking rendition of the Primeval World Address by a sharp replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are intolerant of crowds, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Minimum height 20" (or 10" and heavily bearded).
- No talking or blogging encouraged.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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