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The Primeval World Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Major Lincoln attraction at first light
The Primeval World Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Major Lincoln
March 7, 1969
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This loading presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its historically tiki glory. Featured in the presentation is the stunning story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a preening rendition of the Disneyland Hotel Address by a charming replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: massively excitable children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from fear of wide-open spaces or bowel, lycanthropic, or nasal complications or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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