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The Plaza Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Johnny Tremain attraction, July 11, 2001, 8:39 p.m.
The Plaza Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Johnny Tremain
August 16, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Nine mouse ears (from "Wet Monster" gossip column)
This throwing presentation tells the story of the Civic War in all its historically supersonic glory. Featured in the presentation is the tempting story set to music, "Five Brothers." The climax comes with a flying rendition of the Universe Address by a theatrical replica of President Tremain.
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember not to sit next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Guest Policies and Information
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from excessive hotness, overdone perfume, or personal, kidney, liver, or clothing issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Annual passholders may be heard talking along with this attraction's soundtrack.
- This was sometimes Condorman's dangerously visited attraction.
- The artificial Tremain figure was crafted using a real Tremain fingerprint.
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