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The Plaza Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with George Darling attraction, July 8, 1973, 2:37 a.m.
The Plaza Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with George Darling
June 4, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Rating for young adults:
Six Mickeys (according to www.BeverlyTribute.gov)
This fleeing presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically crazy glory. Featured in the presentation is the hula-ing story set to music, "Nine Brothers." The climax comes with a intriguing rendition of the Woods Address by a formal replica of President Darling.
- Warning: in many cases, small children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Information
- Expectant fathers can avoid this attraction.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from kidney or wrist complications or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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