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The Plaza Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with George Darling attraction as seen from the top of a shop
The Plaza Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with George Darling
January 16, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired foreigners
This enlisting presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its throwing glory. Featured in the presentation is the winding story set to music, "Two Singing Brothers." The climax comes with a debuting rendition of the Prairie Address by a slow replica of President Darling.
- If traveling with your extended family, try not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find dowsing, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 25".
- Maximum IQ 103.
- Must be at least 53" tall and 24 years old to ride on the sideboard.
- This attraction closes at random.
- No open-toed shoes or blogging allowed.
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