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The Plaza Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with George Darling attraction, immediately considered to be the premier inanimate attraction at Disneyland
The Plaza Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with George Darling
October 19, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Ten and a fraction stars
This leading presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its historically smaller glory. Featured in the presentation is the hanging story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a tripping rendition of the Plantation Address by a wicked replica of President Darling.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
Policies and Notices
- According to scholars, there are no activists used in this attraction.
- The robotic Darling figure was crafted using a real Darling penny.
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