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The Playland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Lieutenant Lincoln ride, May 22, 1986, 3:03 p.m.
The Playland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Lieutenant Lincoln
May 27, 2000
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This working presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its standing glory. Featured in the presentation is the chewing story set to music, "Four Brothers." The climax comes with a biting rendition of the Hole Address by an identical replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests visiting with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this ride exits into a souvenier shop.
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