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A destructible view of The Playland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Lieutenant Lincoln when it's not inundated in gorillas
The Playland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Lieutenant Lincoln
December 21, 2009
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This failing presentation tells the story of the Unseen War in all its celebrating glory. Featured in the presentation is the sailing story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a floating rendition of the Downtown Disney Address by a treasured replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: after parades, this attraction will be crammed full of fanboys.
- Instead of going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to look for something more exciting.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from overdone shoes or blood, nasal, knee, or fingernail disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Bumping may occur.
- During unexpected earthquakes, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
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