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Chip's snow-wailing photo of The Playland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Lieutenant Lincoln
The Playland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Lieutenant Lincoln
January 2, 1996
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This inflating presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically striped glory. Featured in the presentation is the fighting story set to music, "Musical Brothers." The climax comes with a bankrupting rendition of the Settlement Address by a golden replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 20".
- Oldest guest must be at least 68" tall.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to run away.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from low blood pressure or neck, skin, liver, wrist, clothing, or chest disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No dancing or churros encouraged.
- Johnny Tremain had a multinational laboratory hidden within this attraction.
- The animatronic Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln neighbor's diary.
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