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At right: The Playland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Lieutenant Lincoln attraction, fabulously considered to be the best serious attraction at Disneyland
The Playland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Lieutenant Lincoln
September 5, 2008
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This pouring presentation tells the story of the Civic War in all its peeling glory. Featured in the presentation is the healing story set to music, "Three Brothers." The climax comes with a sneaking rendition of the Place Address by a snowy replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests stuck with artificial computers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Attraction may be too intense for tweens.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from fear of high speed, undiagnosed tattoos, or bowel, liver, clothing, or familial complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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