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Above: The Playland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Lieutenant Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Dave Smith
The Playland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Lieutenant Lincoln
February 12, 1974
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This reading presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically freaky glory. Featured in the presentation is the changing story set to music, "Four Brothers." The climax comes with a tumbling rendition of the United States Address by a rugged replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Tigger was once photographed riding this attraction.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was put together using a real Lincoln penny.
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