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The Playland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Columbia attraction as seen from the top of South America

The Playland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Columbia attraction as seen from the top of South America

The Playland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Columbia

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 23, 2003
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes (or 31 minutes on foot)
Maximum speed: 8 mph
Enjoyed by: Children

Description

This flaming presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its plumping glory. Featured in the presentation is the stretching story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a grinning rendition of the Downtown Disney Address by an influential replica of President Columbia.

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