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The Playland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Columbia attraction during refurbishment
The Playland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Columbia
February 21, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Seven happy faces
This paddling presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its crying glory. Featured in the presentation is the entertaining story set to music, "Twin Brothers." The climax comes with a depressing rendition of the Kingdom Address by an uproarious replica of President Columbia.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try not to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- Minimum height 41".
- Maximum height 61".
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- This is one of the many attractions that has not malfunctioned since the park was conceived.
- The freakishly realistic Columbia figure was created using a real Columbia face mask.
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