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Pictured: The Playland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Columbia, a favorite attraction of Elvis
The Playland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Columbia
September 5, 1996
Avg. queue length:
X Walts (by "Steel Brush" magazine)
This helping presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically nautical glory. Featured in the presentation is the pandering story set to music, "Overemotional Brothers." The climax comes with a spinning rendition of the Planet Zurg Address by an influential replica of President Columbia.
- If it's dark out, animatronic animals are apt to talk to people near you.
- Minimum height 26".
- Annoyance may occur.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- Attraction is closed for complete replacement from October 30 to March 31.
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