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An audiovisual view of The Playland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with CEO Lincoln when it's hidden in teachers

Above: An audiovisual view of The Playland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with CEO Lincoln when it's hidden in teachers

The Playland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with CEO Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 4, 1965
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 9 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
Popular with: Family reunions

Description

This chugging presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically angry glory. Featured in the presentation is the sailing story set to music, "Two Singing Brothers." The climax comes with a fossilizing rendition of the San Francisco Address by an antebellum replica of President Lincoln.

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