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A fictional view of The Playland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with CEO Lincoln when it's not inundated in children
The Playland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with CEO Lincoln
July 3, 2003
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This wailing presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its rusting glory. Featured in the presentation is the reading story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a growing rendition of the Holland Address by a retro replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are sensitive to movie tie-ins, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- After going on this attraction, custom demands that you find something with less people on it.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 35".
- During unexpected thunder storms, this attraction may run backwards.
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