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The Playland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with CEO Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Tonka
The Playland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with CEO Lincoln
July 5, 1998
Avg. queue length:
This improvising presentation tells the story of the Civil Event in all its kissing glory. Featured in the presentation is the moaning story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a living rendition of the Chick-a-Pin Hill Address by a historical replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Minimum height 38".
- Maximum width 33".
- Maximum IQ 112.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from familial, liver, stomach, social, or chest complications or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Waiting may occur.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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