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Above: The Playland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with CEO Lincoln attraction, mistakenly frightening in the afternoon sunlight
The Playland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with CEO Lincoln
August 10, 2009
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This shining presentation tells the story of the Cerval War in all its historically dusty glory. Featured in the presentation is the erupting story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a melting rendition of the Mountain Address by a perfect replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to give them sedatives while taking them on this attraction.
- Before enjoying this attraction, go on something less demanding.
- During selected "Magic Entries," Disneyland Wikipedia editors will want to get stuck on this attraction less than a minute before the park reaches capacity.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your fingers and opinions inside the entangling vines at significant times.
- Because this is a musical attraction, riders are required to buy pirate pants.
- This attraction reaches maximum capacity significantly more than any other attraction in Disneyland.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was crafted using a real Lincoln portrait.
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