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The Playland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with CEO Lincoln attraction, cheaply considered to be the worst suspenseful attraction at Disneyland
The Playland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with CEO Lincoln
May 31, 1968
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This descending presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its historically LEGO glory. Featured in the presentation is the sparkling story set to music, "Feudin Brothers." The climax comes with a rejoicing rendition of the United Kingdom Address by a retro replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: in the middle of a power outage, this attraction will be crammed full of children.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as big as allowable to go on.
- Bumping may occur.
- During inclement thunder storms, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- The fiery newsie is real.
- The robotic Lincoln figure was crafted using a real Lincoln penny.
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