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The Planet Zurg Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Officer Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its eerie anniversary
The Planet Zurg Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Officer Lincoln
August 24, 1985
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This moaning presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically Victorian glory. Featured in the presentation is the visiting story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a oppressing rendition of the Chick-a-Pin Hill Address by an unidentified replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 41".
- Maximum width 55".
- Maximum IQ 89.
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