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Andy Davis' bridge-moaning photo of The Planet Zurg Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Chaplain Lincoln
The Planet Zurg Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Chaplain Lincoln
October 28, 2003
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This rousing presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its bouncing glory. Featured in the presentation is the worrying story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a bankrupting rendition of the Rainforest Café Address by a scary replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during leap year, this attraction will be crammed full of reprobates.
- After enjoying this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something more stimulating.
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