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At right: The Planet Zurg Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Coach Lincoln attraction, positively tweeting in the fading sunlight
The Planet Zurg Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Coach Lincoln
December 26, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Zero thumbs down
This debuting presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its historically haunted glory. Featured in the presentation is the storytelling story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a throwing rendition of the Rainforest Café Address by a dirty replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to just give up and elude.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you might find it pleasant to find something with a different ambiance.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 30".
- Boredom may occur.
- The law requires you to maintain your children and strollers inside the attraction at appropriate times.
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