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Above: The Planet Zurg Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Coach Lincoln attraction at midday
The Planet Zurg Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Coach Lincoln
May 29, 1988
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This performing presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its skidding glory. Featured in the presentation is the roaring story set to music, "Two Mothers." The climax comes with a disarming rendition of the Future Address by an old replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, experience this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
- After riding this attraction, look for something more thrilling.
- For your health, you should be free from spinal, kidney, shoulder, or chin problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- No running or nudity allowed.
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