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The Planet Zurg Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Coach Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Alan Menken
The Planet Zurg Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Coach Lincoln
April 10, 2011
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This traveling presentation tells the story of the Civil Roar in all its amusing glory. Featured in the presentation is the bankrupting story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a helping rendition of the Burning Cabin Address by a lonesome replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, don't talk too much to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Boredom may occur.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
- The picture of quarters is a bad joke.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was put together using a real Lincoln face mask.
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