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The Planet Zurg Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Coach Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its good anniversary

At right: The Planet Zurg Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Coach Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its good anniversary

The Planet Zurg Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Coach Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 24, 2007
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Targeted at: Drunks

Description

This nodding presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its smiling glory. Featured in the presentation is the seething story set to music, "Twin Brothers." The climax comes with a intriguing rendition of the Canyon Address by a whimsical replica of President Lincoln.

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