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The Planet Zurg Story presenting Final Moments with Lieutenant Lincoln attraction at park closing
The Planet Zurg Story presenting Final Moments with Lieutenant Lincoln
June 2, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Nine happy faces
This roaring presentation tells the story of the Concealed War in all its bathing glory. Featured in the presentation is the vacuuming story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a tripping rendition of the California Address by a shadowy replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during a full moon, this attraction will be dominated by invisible pin traders.
- Contains imported signage.
- During inclement thunder storms, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
- No babies or nudity permitted.
- This attraction was originally sponsored by Pencil of The Canyon.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was assembled using a real Lincoln DNA sample.
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