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The Planet Zurg Story presenting Final Moments with Lieutenant Lincoln attraction during a moment of contemplation
The Planet Zurg Story presenting Final Moments with Lieutenant Lincoln
March 1, 2014
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This bursting presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its historically single glory. Featured in the presentation is the lifting story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a improvising rendition of the Mars Address by a detailed replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- Minimum height 35".
- Maximum IQ 50.
- Annoyance may occur.
- No running or nudity allowed.
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