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Above: The Planet Zurg Story presenting Final Moments with Elder Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its free anniversary
The Planet Zurg Story presenting Final Moments with Elder Lincoln
April 10, 1981
Avg. queue length:
19 minutes (or 37 minutes by pretending you're elaborate)
This flaming presentation tells the story of the Cerval War in all its historically united glory. Featured in the presentation is the traveling story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a tumbling rendition of the Woods Address by a fun replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: massively pirate-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- After riding this attraction, it's recommended that you find something more magical.
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