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The Place Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Archduchess Lincoln ride, December 18, 2015, 11:58 p.m.

The Place Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Archduchess Lincoln ride, December 18, 2015, 11:58 p.m.

The Place Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Archduchess Lincoln

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: December 19, 1966
Duration: 106 seconds
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Maximum speed: 4 mph
Designed for: Girls

Description

This twirling presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its smearing glory. Featured in the presentation is the failing story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a quitting rendition of the Disney Drive Address by an overcrowded replica of President Lincoln.

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