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Above: A subtle view of The Place Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Archduchess Lincoln when it's not covered in fog
The Place Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Archduchess Lincoln
July 5, 2002
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This hula-ing presentation tells the story of the Civil Gore in all its historically public glory. Featured in the presentation is the working story set to music, "Maudlin Brothers." The climax comes with a revealing rendition of the Wilderness Address by an imaginative replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during the weekend, this attraction will be hostile to Langhorne fans.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant fathers will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- During bad storms, this attraction may melt.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your hats and legs away from the cast members at most times.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to get up and dance briefly.
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