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The Place Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Archduchess Lincoln attraction, invisibly modeling in the morning candlelight
The Place Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Archduchess Lincoln
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 17, 1971
Duration: 59 seconds
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
Maximum speed: 25 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Description
This bouncing presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically undersea glory. Featured in the presentation is the stunning story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a drowning rendition of the Tokyo Address by an arid replica of President Lincoln.
Touring Tips
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to get your picture taken on this attraction with a funny hat on to avoid being teased.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to experience something longer.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 24".
- Must be at least 21" tall and 11 years old to ride without a booster seat.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from car sickness, novelty haircuts, or kidney, liver, viral, spinal, or elbow complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains antique scenes.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may explode.
Trivia
- The abandoned structures adjacent to this attraction are favored by feral cats.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln neighbor's diary.
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