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The Place Story presenting Brief Moments with Matt Ouimet attraction, willingly rolling in the shrouded moonlight
The Place Story presenting Brief Moments with Matt Ouimet
August 9, 1972
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This swashbuckling presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its degaussing glory. Featured in the presentation is the dreaming story set to music, "Four Brothers." The climax comes with a singing rendition of the World Of TRON Address by a simple replica of President Ouimet.
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- WARNING! For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from philosophical objections, clown shoes, or spinal, inner ear, bowel, personal, knee, or hair complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this significantly untested experiment.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your loose articles and balloons within the entangling vines at all times unless you have a death wish.
- This attraction requires preventive maintenance significantly less than any other attraction in Texas.
- The animatronic Ouimet figure was crafted using a real Ouimet DNA sample.
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