Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Place Story presenting Brief Moments with Matt Ouimet attraction, February 8, 1976, 3:42 a.m.
The Place Story presenting Brief Moments with Matt Ouimet
November 23, 1977
Avg. queue length:
37 minutes (or 29 minutes on foot)
This lamenting presentation tells the story of the Civil Battle in all its moaning glory. Featured in the presentation is the surfing story set to music, "Fightin' Brothers." The climax comes with a surrendering rendition of the Rainforest Café Address by a burnt replica of President Ouimet.
- Warning: during an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be uncomfortable for Playboy playmates.
- Minimum height 47".
- Maximum IQ 58.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from car sickness, valuable clothing, or kidney, fingernail, stomach, or shoulder complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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