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A smaller view of The Pit Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with President Lincoln when it's not inundated in donkeys
The Pit Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with President Lincoln
November 3, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Five Disneys (according to www.BambiBlog.net)
This hopping presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its crawling glory. Featured in the presentation is the pulsating story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a running rendition of the Future Address by a fast replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 23".
- Maximum IQ 100.
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