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The Pit Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with President Lincoln, a favorite ride of Maynard
The Pit Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with President Lincoln
November 28, 1989
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This licking presentation tells the story of the Civil Disagreement in all its historically teal glory. Featured in the presentation is the losing story set to music, "Overemotional Brothers." The climax comes with a failing rendition of the Utah Address by an independent replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: excitable children will want to go on this ride multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- BEWARE! For your entertainment, you should be free from skin, viral, or tongue disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During weather, this ride may be more fun.
- This ride closes at moonrise.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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