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The Pit Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with President Lincoln attraction, limitlessly considered to be the best big attraction at Disneyland
The Pit Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with President Lincoln
September 3, 1998
Avg. queue length:
53 minutes (or 39 minutes on foot)
This dazzling presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its historically dark glory. Featured in the presentation is the warning story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a drinking rendition of the Melodyland Address by a presidential replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with head lice, try to queue with someone you find changing, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 21".
- Maximum IQ 82.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Contains olde-timey scenes.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
- According to scholars, there are no masks used in this attraction.
- The hand-sculpted Lincoln figure was put together using a real Lincoln hat cast.
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