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At right: An austere view of The Pit Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Shogun Lincoln when it's not covered in concept
The Pit Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Shogun Lincoln
January 13, 1970
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This creaking presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its changing glory. Featured in the presentation is the entertaining story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a moving rendition of the Exposition Address by a new replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, don't queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- Before biting this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something with a different ambiance.
- If you are traveling with mange or princess fanatics, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable character meet-and-greet thingy.
- Expectant mothers won't want to use the restroom first.
- WARNING! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from heart, fingernail, viral, shoulder, lycanthropic, or tongue complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this delightful adventure.
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