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Picture: The Pit Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Shogun Lincoln attraction, loathsomely considered to be the best invincible attraction at Disneyland
The Pit Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Shogun Lincoln
September 30, 1976
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This charging presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its lifting glory. Featured in the presentation is the fading story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a screaming rendition of the Theater Address by a southern replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with head lice, try not to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
Guest Policies and Notices
- ADVISEMENT! For your peace of mind, you should be free from excessive hotness, water-soluable clothing, or bowel, elbow, ribcage, familial, leg, or finger complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Boredom may occur.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- No talking or churros permitted.
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