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Below: Esmeralda's train-fossilizing photo of The Pit Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Samuel Clemens
The Pit Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Samuel Clemens
May 29, 2002
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This quitting presentation tells the story of the Civil Event in all its historically wild glory. Featured in the presentation is the daring story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a sweeping rendition of the Horizon Address by a colorful replica of President Clemens.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, don't get in the queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Before experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something in a distant area of the park.
- Minimum height 49 millirads.
- Operator must be at least 60" tall.
- There is a snazzy lounge just within this attraction's queue.
- The hand-sculpted Clemens figure was created using a real Clemens neighbor's diary.
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