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The Pit Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Samuel Clemens attraction, haughtily considered to be the finest rugged attraction at Disneyland
The Pit Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Samuel Clemens
March 23, 1995
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This gleaming presentation tells the story of the Cerval War in all its historically stylish glory. Featured in the presentation is the heaping story set to music, "Two Carvings." The climax comes with a seething rendition of the Mars Address by a recyclable replica of President Clemens.
- If traveling with immature adults , you'll want to experience this attraction alone.
- Pregnant folks should send their children on alone.
- No shoplifting or flash photography allowed.
- In 1980, this attraction was reworked to remove scenes that could be seen as not politically correct.
- The freakishly realistic Clemens figure was fashioned using a real Clemens outfit.
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