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Flintheart Glomgold's log-overlapping photo of The Pit Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Samuel Clemens

Flintheart Glomgold's log-overlapping photo of The Pit Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Samuel Clemens

The Pit Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Samuel Clemens

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 11, 1986
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 49 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Targeted at: Money-grubbing grandparents

Description

This fading presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its hopping glory. Featured in the presentation is the visiting story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a collapsing rendition of the World Address by an united replica of President Clemens.

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