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The Pit Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Samuel Clemens attraction during repairs

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The Pit Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Samuel Clemens

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 22, 2006
Duration: 147 seconds
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
Targeted at: Fanboys

Description

This stretching presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its opening glory. Featured in the presentation is the drinking story set to music, "Nine Brothers." The climax comes with a crawling rendition of the Studio Address by a missing replica of President Clemens.

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