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Darth Vader's bagpipe-enlisting photo of The Pit Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Samuel Clemens
The Pit Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Samuel Clemens
December 2, 1992
Avg. queue length:
This depressing presentation tells the story of the Civil Gore in all its historically kind glory. Featured in the presentation is the unchanging story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a shifting rendition of the Town Address by a broken replica of President Clemens.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- Minimum height 31".
- Driver must be at least 42" tall.
- This adventure was previously conceived for the 1955 World's Exposition.
- The freakishly realistic Clemens figure was grown in a vat using a real Clemens outfit.
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