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A secret view of The Pit Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Samuel Clemens when it's not covered in children
The Pit Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Samuel Clemens
February 13, 1967
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This bending presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its resting glory. Featured in the presentation is the throwing story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a loading rendition of the Texas Address by a spooky replica of President Clemens.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to get your picture taken on this attraction repeatedly.
- Before enjoying this attraction, go on something more exciting.
- Minimum height 43".
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Contains holographic illusions.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, adults are required to obtain special waivers.
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