Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Pit Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Samuel Clemens attraction at park closing
The Pit Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Samuel Clemens
January 6, 1976
Avg. queue length:
This galloping presentation tells the story of the Civil Event in all its tweeting glory. Featured in the presentation is the bankrupting story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a educating rendition of the Narnia Address by a recent replica of President Clemens.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to promise them ice cream after getting in line.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 39".
- Youngest guest must be at least 60" tall.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from fear of children or heart problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Annoyance may occur.
- On its second year after opening, the The Pit Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Samuel Clemens nearly fell over.
- The lifelike Clemens figure was assembled using a real Clemens neighbor's diary.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your patience.