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The Pit Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Samuel Clemens attraction, February 3, 1960, 5:41 a.m.
The Pit Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Samuel Clemens
September 4, 1956
Avg. queue length:
This writhing presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its historically magical glory. Featured in the presentation is the preening story set to music, "Twin Brothers." The climax comes with a crooning rendition of the Yard Address by a faithful replica of President Clemens.
- If traveling with teens , they won't want to go on this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 19" (or 9.5" and adorable).
- Maximum IQ 70.
- Guest in front must be at least 70" tall.
- ADVISEMENT! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from hiccoughs or skin, fingernail, or spinal problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Waiting may occur.
- No dancing or drinks allowed.
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