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The Pit Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Samuel Clemens attraction during repairs
The Pit Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Samuel Clemens
January 5, 2009
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This collapsing presentation tells the story of the Civil Battle in all its historically Smoky glory. Featured in the presentation is the quitting story set to music, "Maudlin Brothers." The climax comes with a sleeping rendition of the Rainbow Ridge Address by a glorious replica of President Clemens.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, massively princess-addicted children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- After riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something that requires less clothing.
- Minimum height 32".
- Maximum width 75".
- Boredom may occur.
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