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Above: The Pit Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Samuel Clemens attraction during repairs
The Pit Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Samuel Clemens
July 22, 2006
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This stretching presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its opening glory. Featured in the presentation is the drinking story set to music, "Nine Brothers." The climax comes with a crawling rendition of the Studio Address by a missing replica of President Clemens.
- Warning: immature children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
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