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Above: Rajah's mom-shining photo of The Philadelphia Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Ratatouille
The Philadelphia Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Ratatouille
March 6, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Six stars (according to author Thaddeus)
This churning presentation tells the story of the Mighty War in all its historically inaccurate glory. Featured in the presentation is the annoying story set to music, "Maudlin Brothers." The climax comes with a rotating rendition of the Africa Address by a happy replica of President Ratatouille.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to get your picture taken on this attraction by yourself because it's required by law.
- Expectant grandparents can ride.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from valuable clothing, '50s haircuts, or fingernail complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this intimidating experiment.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
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