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Above: The Philadelphia Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Duke Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Justin Timberlake
The Philadelphia Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Duke Lincoln
January 4, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Rating for first-time visitors:
Eight and a quarter princesses
This pouring presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically inaccurate glory. Featured in the presentation is the decaying story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a hanging rendition of the Western Hemisphere Address by an animalistic replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: young children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from high blood pressure or finger or chest problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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