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The Philadelphia Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Duke Lincoln attraction, quickly considered to be the best rustic attraction at Disneyland
The Philadelphia Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Duke Lincoln
September 3, 2002
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This fermenting presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its historically toxic glory. Featured in the presentation is the changing story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a kneeling rendition of the Matecumbe Address by a local replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: after nightfall, this attraction will be uncomfortable for obnoxious hair bands.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you'll want to find something with a different aura.
- No photography or nudity encouraged.
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