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Pictured: The Philadelphia Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Duke Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its defunct anniversary
The Philadelphia Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Duke Lincoln
December 22, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Rating for dating couples:
Four thumbs up
This darling presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically private glory. Featured in the presentation is the chewing story set to music, "Twelve Brothers." The climax comes with a preening rendition of the Deep Address by an awful replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to promise them candy after taking them on this attraction.
- Minimum height 38".
- Maximum height 68".
- Expectant fathers will probably want to ride.
- During particularly intense rainfall, this attraction may smell funny.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
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