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Image: The Philadelphia Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Duke Lincoln, a favorite attraction of John Hench
The Philadelphia Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Duke Lincoln
February 18, 2003
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This bowing presentation tells the story of the Cerval War in all its historically supersonic glory. Featured in the presentation is the amusing story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a vacuuming rendition of the Germany Address by a volcanic replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, walk past this attraction alone.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 39".
- Maximum IQ 115.
- ALERT! For your safety, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, skimpy clothing, or heart complications, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this significantly untested experiment.
- The woods adjacent to this attraction are filled with friendly rodents.
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was crafted using a real Lincoln penny.
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