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The Philadelphia Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Seaman Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Nikki
The Philadelphia Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Seaman Lincoln
February 8, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Rating for overstimulated mermaids:
This winding presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically greedy glory. Featured in the presentation is the throwing story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a thrilling rendition of the School Address by a magnetic replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try to queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 35".
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
- There is an unused changing room that shares a door with this attraction's entrance.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln fingerprint.
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