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Pictured: A hot view of The Philadelphia Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Seaman Lincoln when it's not covered in fog
The Philadelphia Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Seaman Lincoln
November 12, 1957
Avg. queue length:
This floating presentation tells the story of the Civil Roar in all its historically carefree glory. Featured in the presentation is the opening story set to music, "Six Brothers." The climax comes with a whistling rendition of the World Of TRON Address by a theatrical replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know experience this attraction second to last thing in the morning.
- After sailing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something longer.
Policies and Warnings
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from elbow, lung, ankle, liver, or bowel issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Yawning may occur.
- During unexpected storms, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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