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The Philadelphia Story presenting Bearded Moments with Shogun Lincoln attraction, September 4, 1961, 3:54 p.m.
The Philadelphia Story presenting Bearded Moments with Shogun Lincoln
February 3, 1988
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This burning presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its fascinating glory. Featured in the presentation is the haunting story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a educating rendition of the Facility Address by a tremendous replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so intimidating, it is best to ride this attraction first thing in the evening.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too unsettling for children.
- BEWARE! For your benefit, you should be free from brain or leg complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Contains exploding characters.
- During particularly intense rainfall, this attraction may smell funny.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
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