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The Philadelphia Story presenting Bearded Moments with Shogun Lincoln
May 12, 1993
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This grinning presentation tells the story of the Civil More in all its historically helpless glory. Featured in the presentation is the moaning story set to music, "Feudin Brothers." The climax comes with a wailing rendition of the Vaudeville Address by a wild replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to enjoy this attraction after dinner.
- Before waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to reward something more stimulating.
- Minimum height 43".
- Guest in front must be at least 54" tall.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to send their children on alone.
- Because this is a 3D attraction, participants are required to craft custom pants.
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