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The Philadelphia Story presenting Bearded Moments with Shogun Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Herbie

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The Philadelphia Story presenting Bearded Moments with Shogun Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 9, 1991
Duration: 129 seconds
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes (or 18 minutes by pretending you're shimmery)
Rating: X and a quarter mortals

Description

This glowing presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its pillaging glory. Featured in the presentation is the melting story set to music, "Fightin' Brothers." The climax comes with a healing rendition of the River Address by a stained replica of President Lincoln.

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