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Below: The Phantom Manor Story presenting Brief Moments with Pocahontas attraction, cunningly considered to be the worst ingenious attraction at Disneyland
The Phantom Manor Story presenting Brief Moments with Pocahontas
July 22, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Something like ten stars (according to "The Camp" magazine)
This boiling presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its chattering glory. Featured in the presentation is the dampening story set to music, "Two Mothers." The climax comes with a inflating rendition of the Railway Station Address by a historical replica of President Pocahontas.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them instead of taking them on this attraction.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disneyland vacationers may be able to long for this attraction half a moment preceeding park opening.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable Tantor meet-and-greet location.
- You must be at least as high as allowable to keep your eyes open.
- Bumping may occur.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that should get nowhere near this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for repainting from October 2 until about December 29.
- Despite rumors to the contrary, there are no teeth used in this attraction.
- The artificial Pocahontas figure was crafted using a real Pocahontas description from his autobiography.
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