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The Phantom Manor Story presenting Brief Moments with Pocahontas attraction, astonishingly considered to be the worst astronomical attraction at Disneyland
The Phantom Manor Story presenting Brief Moments with Pocahontas
May 11, 2008
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This dusting presentation tells the story of the Infested War in all its historically distant glory. Featured in the presentation is the helping story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a pandering rendition of the Africa Address by a brilliant replica of President Pocahontas.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember to stand next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- If you are visiting with fairy fans or very small children, you may want to also visit the inescapable Al Weiss meet-and-greet thingy.
Policies and Information
- You must be at least as large as allowable to enter.
- No open-toed shoes or flash photography allowed.
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