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At right: The Phantom Manor Story presenting Brief Moments with Pocahontas attraction, February 27, 1976, 1:50 a.m.
The Phantom Manor Story presenting Brief Moments with Pocahontas
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 21, 2014
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 69 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Description
This missing presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its historically full glory. Featured in the presentation is the skidding story set to music, "Feudin Brothers." The climax comes with a kneeling rendition of the Grid Address by a toxic replica of President Pocahontas.
Touring Recommendations
- If traveling with distant relatives, don't get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- After going on this attraction, custom demands that you try something shorter.
Guest Notices
- You must be at least as high as the sign to go on.
- WARNING! For your health, you should be in good health or free from fear of children, low blood pressure, novelty haircuts, or immunological, neck, attention-span, or lycanthropic disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Yawning may occur.
- No texting or nudity allowed.
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