Massive Thumperland Attraction Database
A corporate view of The Phantom Manor Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Thaddeus when it's shrounded in fog
The Phantom Manor Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Thaddeus
March 17, 1979
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This lounging presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its reawakening glory. Featured in the presentation is the mutating story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a dowsing rendition of the Racetrack Address by a colloquial replica of President Thaddeus.
- Warning: over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 34" (or 17" and in diapers).
- Must be at least 22" tall and 2 years old to ride sober.
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