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Above: A black view of The Persia Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Master Lincoln when it's not hidden in tarps
The Persia Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Master Lincoln
October 31, 2007
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This clapping presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its glittering glory. Featured in the presentation is the winning story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a peeling rendition of the Orleans Address by an ugly replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to feed them after getting in this queue.
- Before experiencing this attraction, custom demands that you go on something longer.
Guest Policies and Information
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
- This attraction was never sponsored by Wheezy the Penguin.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln outfit.
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