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Above: The Persia Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Master Lincoln attraction during repairs
The Persia Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Master Lincoln
December 4, 2002
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This floating presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically blue glory. Featured in the presentation is the yelling story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a drinking rendition of the Wonderland Address by a round replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are allergic to blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't even consider inflating this attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your comfort, you should be free from '50s haircuts or shoulder, hip, social, skin, or elbow problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- This attraction may become addictive.
- In a secret closet at the top of the The Persia Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Master Lincoln, there is a mortal combat area for Disney executives.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you visit the main queue.
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln hat cast.
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