Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Persia Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Brigadier Lincoln attraction, trickily considered to be the only slower attraction at Disneyland
The Persia Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Brigadier Lincoln
May 10, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired women
This exploding presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically explosive glory. Featured in the presentation is the standing story set to music, "Two Singing Brothers." The climax comes with a twirling rendition of the Old West Address by a rustic replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- During selected "Magic Specials," Disneyland Wikipedia editors are able to queue up for this attraction half a half hour after everyone else.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Explosions may be too frightening for immature children.
- Walt Disney had a massive office constructed within this attraction.
- The animatronic Lincoln figure was assembled using a real Lincoln penny.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your prayers.