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At right: The Persia Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Brigadier Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Ramone
The Persia Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Brigadier Lincoln
October 2, 2002
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This behaving presentation tells the story of the Civil More in all its fascinating glory. Featured in the presentation is the encircling story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a stunning rendition of the Texas Address by a remote replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: just before spring break, this attraction will be full of annual pass holders.
- Minimum height 30".
- ATTENTION! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of wide-open spaces, unstylish haircuts, or stomach, clothing, tongue, fingernail, or heart problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Managers have written a secret journal in which is written the descriptions of all the guests who have worked on this attraction.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was crafted using a real Lincoln face mask.
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