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The Persia Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Bailiff Lincoln attraction at park opening
The Persia Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Bailiff Lincoln
May 27, 1985
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This humming presentation tells the story of the Civil Door in all its historically elaborate glory. Featured in the presentation is the daring story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a annoying rendition of the Seven Seas Address by a savage replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try to sit next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of Disney characters, distracting missing kidneys, or blood, heart, liver, shoulder, romantic, or spinal problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- This is one of the many attractions that has not been painted since the park opened.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln descendent.
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