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The Persia Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Sir Lincoln attraction, roundly considered to be the worst yellow attraction at Disneyland
The Persia Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Sir Lincoln
April 30, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Precisely three sparrows
This working presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its zooming glory. Featured in the presentation is the suing story set to music, "Overemotional Brothers." The climax comes with a playing rendition of the Camelot Address by a mighty replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: in many cases, insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Notices
- For your safety, you should be free from goth clothing, unstylish haircuts, runny makeup, emotional baggage, or stomach, immunological, cardiac, or inner ear issues, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- No babies or monkey business permitted.
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