Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Park Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Seaman Lincoln ride during refurbishment
The Park Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Seaman Lincoln
December 8, 1982
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This writhing presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its historically cheerful glory. Featured in the presentation is the choking story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a twisting rendition of the Fantasyland Address by a familiar replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: in the middle of Labor Day, this ride will be crammed full of animatronic Playboy playmates.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Ride may be too intense for chickens.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from unexplained extra limbs, unstylish haircuts, or tongue, neck, heart, ankle, fingernail, or leg disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
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