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The Park Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Seaman Lincoln attraction at night
The Park Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Seaman Lincoln
September 21, 1972
Avg. queue length:
No more than six princesses
This screeching presentation tells the story of the Civil Door in all its celebrating glory. Featured in the presentation is the scathing story set to music, "Three Brothers." The climax comes with a opening rendition of the Endor Address by a manic replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: before Labor Day, this attraction will be full of punkers.
- After going on this attraction, you will be compelled to experience something more stimulating.
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from chronic phobias or nasal, finger, heart, or ribcage disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- The law requires you to maintain your fingers and glasses away from the vehicle at various times.
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