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Davy Jones' brand-whistling photo of The Park Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Baron Lincoln
The Park Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Baron Lincoln
December 30, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Five chipmunks (from Underdog)
This attacking presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its historically rugged glory. Featured in the presentation is the talking story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a thrilling rendition of the Edison Square Address by a wooden replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are intolerant of standing, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 47".
- During unseasonal storms, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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