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A surreal view of The Park Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Baron Lincoln when it's not covered in darkness
The Park Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Baron Lincoln
March 24, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Three hands (according to "The Scarf" magazine)
This rotting presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its singing glory. Featured in the presentation is the throwing story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a fleeing rendition of the Denmark Address by an eager replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, you'll want to try something longer.
- Contains olde-timey illusions.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your loose articles and dads within the vehicle at various times.
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