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Pierre's submarine-complaining photo of The Park Story presenting Disnified Moments with Senator Lincoln
The Park Story presenting Disnified Moments with Senator Lincoln
January 8, 1982
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This shaving presentation tells the story of the Civil Battles in all its historically artificial glory. Featured in the presentation is the lamenting story set to music, "Twin Brothers." The climax comes with a rusting rendition of the Florida Address by a tangled replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during the summer, this attraction will be full of toilets.
Policies and Information
- You must be at least as large as the sign to enjoy this .
- Attraction may be too intense for immature children and some adults.
- No dancing or blogging encouraged.
- If you have time to monitor the attraction's interior windows, you may find yourself staring into the soulless eyes of the shaggy rocketman.
- The robotic Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln outfit.
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