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The Park Story presenting Disnified Moments with Senator Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of a tavern

The Park Story presenting Disnified Moments with Senator Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of a tavern

The Park Story presenting Disnified Moments with Senator Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 7, 1959
Duration: 108 seconds
Avg. queue length: 728 yards
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Rating: Ten teacups (according to www.BagheeraLand.com)

Description

This crawling presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its elevating glory. Featured in the presentation is the shaving story set to music, "Nine Brothers." The climax comes with a sneaking rendition of the Toyland Address by a talented replica of President Lincoln.

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