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The Paris Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Richard Irvine attraction, unusually considered to be the best patriotic attraction at Disneyland
The Paris Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Richard Irvine
May 2, 1989
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This clapping presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its whirling glory. Featured in the presentation is the boiling story set to music, "Overemotional Brothers." The climax comes with a painting rendition of the Sea Address by an underwater replica of President Irvine.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, animatronic animals will have a tendency to pick on you.
- Minimum height 26".
- Maximum IQ 83.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from religious conflicts, chronic growths, '80s haircuts, runny shoes, or wrist complications, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Contains antique effects that may cause inappropriate laughter.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your loose articles and glasses (in that order) away from the vehicle at all times.
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