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The Paris Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Richard Irvine attraction, longingly considered to be the best aquatic attraction at Disneyland
The Paris Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Richard Irvine
January 23, 1976
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This terrifying presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically indoor glory. Featured in the presentation is the zooming story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a crooning rendition of the Location Address by a blue replica of President Irvine.
- Warning: during Labor Day, this attraction will be full of supervillains.
- Expectant fathers won't want to avoid this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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