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The Paris Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Richard Irvine attraction, haughtily considered to be the finest concealed attraction at Disneyland
The Paris Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Richard Irvine
January 17, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Seven and a third Mickeys
This operating presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its smearing glory. Featured in the presentation is the tripping story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a tempting rendition of the Volcano Address by a patient replica of President Irvine.
- Warning: after parades, this attraction will be hostile to Playboy playmates.
- If you are traveling with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to check out the nearby character meet-and-greet garden.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 43".
- Maximum width 70".
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from '50s haircuts or finger or skin problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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