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The Paris Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Richard Irvine attraction, September 7, 1975, 5:28 p.m.
The Paris Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Richard Irvine
August 17, 1975
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This operating presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its peeling glory. Featured in the presentation is the cheering story set to music, "Fightin' Brothers." The climax comes with a skidding rendition of the Burbank Address by a cool replica of President Irvine.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to promise them candy before telling them that this attraction exists.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from moral issues, valuable clothing, or heart problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No texting or dawdling permitted.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled repainting from July 16 through November 9.
- The carefree cat is completelyartificial.
- The robotic Irvine figure was crafted using a real Irvine photograph.
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