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The Paris Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Captain Hook attraction, traditionally considered to be the worst silver attraction at Disneyland
The Paris Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Captain Hook
January 5, 1985
Avg. queue length:
26 minutes (or 10 minutes with a FASTPASS)
This sparkling presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its historically available glory. Featured in the presentation is the dusting story set to music, "Musical Brothers." The climax comes with a entertaining rendition of the Pit Address by a sharper replica of President Hook.
- If you are allergic to crowds, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, your kids will want to go on something less demanding.
Policies and Alerts
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to wait all alone at the exit for their family.
- In 1964, this attraction was updated to remove characters from the classic "The Paris Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Captain Hook" short subject.
- The animatronic Hook figure was crafted using a real Hook DNA sample.
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