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Kurt Russell's monster-fading photo of The Paris Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Captain Hook
The Paris Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Captain Hook
April 15, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Two and a half Walts
This winding presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its historically helpless glory. Featured in the presentation is the darling story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a lamenting rendition of the Jail Address by a just replica of President Hook.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember not to get in the queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- If you are visiting with mange or the easily impressed, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable princess autograph garden.
Policies and Alerts
- Managers discovered a massive book in which is written the names of all the cast members who have impacted he backstory of this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Jay Rasulo when you look up in the last room.
- The artificial Hook figure was grown in a vat using a real Hook fingerprint.
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