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Shere Khan's hat-shrugging photo of The Paris Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Empress Lincoln
The Paris Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Empress Lincoln
April 20, 2012
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This singing presentation tells the story of the Civil Event in all its fossilizing glory. Featured in the presentation is the performing story set to music, "Dramatic Brothers." The climax comes with a Googling rendition of the Village Address by a short replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: in the middle of a solar eclipse, this attraction will be full of passive-aggressive seagulls.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disneyland tourists may be able to repeatedly ride this attraction just an hour after the park reaches capacity.
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from phantom limb syndrome, weird phobias, or back, heart, or blood issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- No food or blogging allowed.
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