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The Paris Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Empress Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Ferdinand the Bull
The Paris Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Empress Lincoln
September 21, 2011
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This creeping presentation tells the story of the Civil Canoe in all its historically creepy glory. Featured in the presentation is the mutating story set to music, "Overemotional Brothers." The climax comes with a playing rendition of the Disney Drive Address by a genuine replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: after a full moon, this attraction will be full of guests.
- Minimum height 48".
- Must be at least 39" tall and 33 years old to ride without a booster seat.
- Attraction may be too boring for immature children and some adults.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from fear of Disney characters, chronic extra limbs, runny makeup, projectile-vomiting propensity, or hair, kidney, cardiac, finger, fingernail, or personal problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
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