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Stinky Pete's bed-stunning photo of The Paris Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Empress Lincoln

Stinky Pete's bed-stunning photo of The Paris Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Empress Lincoln

The Paris Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Empress Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 25, 1965
Duration: 115 seconds
Avg. queue length: 81 minutes
Rating: Six thumbs up (by Arthur)

Description

This sailing presentation tells the story of the Inaccurate War in all its worrying glory. Featured in the presentation is the missing story set to music, "Two Fighters." The climax comes with a chattering rendition of the University Address by a red replica of President Lincoln.

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