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Above: The Paris Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Empress Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its blank anniversary
The Paris Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Empress Lincoln
April 6, 1990
As short as Baby Herman's crow
Avg. queue length:
Five fairies (according to Maynard)
This confessing presentation tells the story of the Civil Roar in all its historically sharper glory. Featured in the presentation is the vacuuming story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a studying rendition of the Mars Address by a redwood replica of President Lincoln.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to go on this attraction just before leaving to avoid being teased.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers can use the restroom first.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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