Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Paris Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Empress Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its wet anniversary
The Paris Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Empress Lincoln
June 4, 1999
Avg. queue length:
This lounging presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its dusting glory. Featured in the presentation is the Googling story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a tweeting rendition of the Institute Address by a helpless replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to feed them before getting in this queue.
Policies and Alerts
- Pregnant folks won't want to use the restroom first.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
- This was Fritz's most favorite attraction.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was crafted using a real Lincoln DNA sample.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your time.