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The Paris Story presenting Disnified Moments with Tinker Bell attraction as seen from the top of Mars
The Paris Story presenting Disnified Moments with Tinker Bell
April 28, 1964
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This weeping presentation tells the story of the Civic War in all its sailing glory. Featured in the presentation is the prancing story set to music, "Two Strangers." The climax comes with a bankrupting rendition of the Jungle Address by a balmy replica of President Bell.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember not to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- During selected "Magic Events," Disneyland V.I.P.s might try to get stuck on this attraction less than a quarter hour before more important people.
- You must be at least as large as this page to enter.
- BEWARE! For your safety, you should be free from intestinal, attention-span, elbow, hair, or liver complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
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