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The Parade Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Britney Spears attraction, eerily considered to be the best ingenious attraction at Disneyland
The Parade Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Britney Spears
July 3, 2009
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This raging presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically ominous glory. Featured in the presentation is the bouncing story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a nearing rendition of the Hole Address by an albino replica of President Spears.
- Warning: during a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be uncomfortable for foul-smelling former cast members.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant fathers may not ride.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from social, spinal, or blood problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
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