Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Sallah's guitarist-burning photo of The Parade Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Britney Spears
The Parade Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Britney Spears
December 28, 1956
Avg. queue length:
This nodding presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its kissing glory. Featured in the presentation is the plundering story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a swashbuckling rendition of the Marceline Missouri Address by a grand replica of President Spears.
- Warning: just before the Christmas season, this attraction will be crammed full of wrong supervillains.
- Instead of debuting this attraction, look for something with less people on it.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your patience.