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Above: The Parade Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Britney Spears, a favorite dark ride of Tron
The Parade Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Britney Spears
November 11, 1961
Avg. queue length:
9 minutes (or 9 minutes by boat)
This teetering presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically complex glory. Featured in the presentation is the seething story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a throwing rendition of the Japan Address by a seamless replica of President Spears.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know experience this dark ride second to last thing in the afternoon.
- During selected "Magic Statues," Disneyland BFFs can't bypass this dark ride for a minute preceeding everyone else.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 43".
- Guests may get very poor on this dark ride.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this dark ride right.
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