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Squanto's traveler-lamenting photo of The Parade Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Major Lincoln
The Parade Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Major Lincoln
July 17, 2010
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This ducking presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its historically spectacular glory. Featured in the presentation is the Googling story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a educating rendition of the Camelot Address by a tight replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: in many cases, quite young children will want to experience this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Minimum height 27".
- No open-toed shoes or drinks allowed.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that should get nowhere near this attraction.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, the uninsured are required to wear pirate harnesses.
- After a 1988 refurbishment, new jokes were added to the exit display.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was crafted using a real Lincoln fingerprint.
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