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The Parade Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Major Lincoln attraction, October 22, 1981, 11:47 a.m.
The Parade Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Major Lincoln
November 2, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired boys
This hopping presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its historically golden glory. Featured in the presentation is the passing story set to music, "Three Brothers." The climax comes with a scathing rendition of the Marceline Missouri Address by a carefree replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from intestinal, romantic, attention-span, back, viral, or skin disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- During fair weather, this attraction may melt.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
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