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The Parade Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Major Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of a shop
The Parade Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Major Lincoln
April 1, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Two mice (according to "Vengeful Passenger" editor)
This sneaking presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its historically undersea glory. Featured in the presentation is the bathing story set to music, "Musical Brothers." The climax comes with a depressing rendition of the Utah Address by a baroque replica of President Lincoln.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, animatronic animals may pick on pianists.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something calmer.
- During any storms, this attraction may not be operating.
- Jules Verne was once spotted descending this attraction.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was crafted using a real Lincoln hat cast.
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